Getting bitchslapped with lasers

I fart thunder storms and shit monster trucks.

hungarian:

if i worked at a sperm bank, every time some guy walked in i’d say things like get a load of this guy

5 hours ago -97,898 notes-REBLOG

fruitbat46:

my ideal weight is the weight of me holding eight puppies

5 hours ago -127,628 notes-REBLOG

baracknobama:

i hope manners is the next cool trend

(Source: baracknobama)

6 hours ago -269,810 notes-REBLOG

oyfey:

Some

BODY

6 hours ago -157,998 notes-REBLOG

katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

(Source: baebees)

6 hours ago -572,182 notes-REBLOG

awesomephilia:

i’m not sure if my body can handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense

(Source: dutchster)

10 hours ago -281,561 notes-REBLOG

oiruman:

ufoattack:

oiruman:

i am kind of sad ok

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this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck

thank you

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dannyrandy:

i can’t believe people get so angry about a bisexual spider-man. whatever. have your shitty bi/homophobic opinions. you’re an asshole anyway. i just can’t believe you’re robbing everyone of all the glorious ‘swings both ways’ jokes

1 day ago -76,813 notes-REBLOG

monetizeyourcat:

boysinbarrettes:

monetizeyourcat:

Just found out there are two Bones in my shin, and two shins on my body. That’s four Bones. Fuck this shit

dude thats not even the worst of it. go look up what your ribs are made of

OK, i will, but I’m warning you if it’s bones I’m gonna be so pissed off

2 days ago -115,821 notes-REBLOG

(Source: celestial-mirror)

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